THE HOLIDAYS ARE NEAR!

It's that time of year again. THE HOLIDAYS. And if you think this year will be any different, well you're wrong. Get ready for the oh-my-gosh-why-can't-my-family-be-normal-for-once thoughts. If you're still single, you bet your ass your family is gonna either mock you about it or ask you why you don't have a significant other. Or to make matters worse, they'll ask you about school or your current job situation. And you know one of your uncle's is bound to end up drunk off his ass and your whole family will wonder why they keep inviting him.
Being single during the holiday's can be good and bad. I mean who wants to spend the holiday's alone? Having a significant other can make the holiday's a lot more eventful and can make you forget about the nonsense your relatives bring every year. But being single on the holiday's does have it's perks. I'll name a few.

1. You don't have to try and buy the perfect gift for someone else, saving you time and money, possibly a headache.

2. All that money you would've spent on gifts for your significant other, is all yours.
TREAT. YO'. SELF.

3. You don't have to fake-like that shitty gift your significant other gave you. 

4. You don't have to worry about being embarrassed by your creepy relatives. 

5. Lonely people on the holiday's = best hookups, if that's how you roll. You do you boo boo. 

6. You can eat all you want, with no judgment on how much weight you'll be putting on! Who doesn't love food? The best part is you won't have to share any left overs.

7. No awkward questions about marriage or babies.

8. Best of all, you get the whole bed to yourself and no interruptions when it comes to your holiday hibernation.